Ah signora! Quella che lei crede una gobba è solo l’astuccio di tutti i segreti di Stato.
Andreotti interpreta Leopardi. (via mariaemma)
Andreotti interpreta Leopardi. (via mariaemma)(Fonte: youblossomed)
via mariaemma
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
via rosiedoll
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this
(Fonte: femburton)
via rosiedoll
via mariaemma
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
via lulz-time
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
shine bright like a ‘gina
cant be unread
(Fonte: notkorra)
via fyeah-i-like-dat
m4ge:
The Walmart game.
Hmm..
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
omfg
this is my favourite post on tumblr
via justsonaive
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